timkarinn:

I thought this was going to be educational…. it was

timkarinn:

I thought this was going to be educational…. it was

(Source: humoristics)

People are stupid. Boys are stupid. Life is stupid. Someone’s these things are okay. But mostly they are stupid.
~~~

guys there was an Oscar Meyer Weinermobile in the valet parking at the Cheesecake Factory

guys there was an Oscar Meyer Weinermobile in the valet parking at the Cheesecake Factory

unpopulaur:

#GirlsCan: Women Empowerment | COVERGIRL | Girls can’t? Yes, they can. Rap, be funny, be off-the-wall, rock, be strong, run the show, make the world a little more easy, breezy and beautiful.

Happy International Women’s Day!


juliacaroled:

The biggest overreaction recorded in history.

(Source: hughsdancies)


gollumstolemyprecious:

sclez:

pitchingforleads:

My birthday cake is better than your birthday cake.

The croissant and baguette at the side, though.

The bottle of wine tho

gollumstolemyprecious:

sclez:

pitchingforleads:

My birthday cake is better than your birthday cake.

The croissant and baguette at the side, though.

The bottle of wine tho

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

TEAM ROCKET.

prayzer:

did anyone ever tell the Backstreet Boys why

watching pokemon indigo league on netflix and i have discovered two things

  1. pikachu is my favorite 
  2. this animation is horrible
Moments later [Ellen DeGeneres] is onstage handing out pizza- much to the dismay of Benedict Cumberbatch, who is backstage about to present an award. "Damn, I missed the pizza," he says to Jennifer Garner.

— USA Today- 3/3/14 (via tilthenexttime)

alternate titles for Frozen

hairy-macboon:

  • Kristen Bell can sing and everyone is surprised
  • Jonathan Groff sings for 51 seconds wtf
  • Hans is a douche
  • Idina Menzel could sing the phone book and I would cry
  • [muffled sounds of Boss Ass Bitch playing in the distance]
  • I’m not crying you’re crying
  • Let’s see it again

(Source: lauras-benanti)